Tabloid-worthy tanaga

[happyeclair]

These are two separate tanaga.  At the time I wrote them I was just having fun playing with words and thinking of possible tabloid-worthy poems.

Tinidor at tirador
Dala ng isang traydor
Pagpasok niya sa parlor
Tinumba ng birador.


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Sa sobrang pagkainip
Sa sinakyan nilang dyip
Barkada ay naidlip
Patay sa panaginip